Clients

Today I learnt a very important rule about dealing with clients. We must always assume that they are stupid and never, as in NEVER let them handle anything. Aside barging into your office without being invited or prior notice and assuming that their case is the only case you're handling, we must prevent further damage by stopping them from playing God when things don't seem to go their way.

Despite their best efforts, they will only suceed in complicating things and leave you to clear up the mess of their irresponsible actions. The possible consequences of their inexperienced meddling may include:-

1) having to deal with bank officers who are nothing but talk, adding more confusion;
2) sending you on wild goose chases in clarifying what the hell they are talking about;
3) demanding that you go all the way to their office to let them sign the documents just because they are the only people in the world who think time is so scarce that even picking up their mobile is a waste of their precious seconds till the point they have to rely heavily on their handsfree plugged into their ear 24/7;
4) looking bad in front of your collegues;
5) your boss mentally promoting you to the first in the list should there be a need for retrenchment.